Guys With Tiny Balls Tend To Be Better Dads Than Guys With Huge Nuts

Atlanta (CBS ATLANTA) – Men with small testicles are likely to be more nurturing and better fathers to their children. A new study from Emory University finds that men who tend to be a loving parent also have smaller testicles. This study showed that men with smaller testes exhibited more nurturing activity in their brains when shown pictures of their children. Also, separate surveys from their respective female partners showed that these men were more involved in the upbringing of their children.“I wouldn’t want to say that men with large testes are always bad fathers but our data show a tendency for them to be less involved in things like changing diapers, bathing children, preparing meals, taking them to the doctor and things like that,” said Rilling. Larger sized testicles seemed to indicate men who were built for competition with other men to make women pregnant, but not so much to care for the child.

Scientific community doing it big again. Oh guys with big dicks aren’t as good of dads as guys with tiny pricks huh? Gee what a shock. Not. Listen it’s easy to be faithful when you’re a tiny dicked motherfucker. What options do you have? I mean if you’re lucky enough to impregnate a bitch you hold onto her. You raise the kid. You be happy you made it that far. If you’re a big dicked motherfucker you just keep going out and shredding broads. Nobody really wants to nurture and be an awesome family man and shit. Nurture is just another way of saying you maxed out or settled. Big dick guys are always on the hunt because they’re packing an Uzi and know they can slay pussy all the time. It’s that simple.